Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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