Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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