I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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