Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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