So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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