it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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