Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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