I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
