You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
