If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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