We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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