don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
we should paint friendship bongs
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