Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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