is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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