gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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