i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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