Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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