no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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