I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
