He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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