how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
okay pat passed out under dana's car
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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