I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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