You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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