Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Its about making memories worth repressing
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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