Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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