Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
