You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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