So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
