No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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