she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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