the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
organizing the empties. That sober.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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