wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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