do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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