yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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