Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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