You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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