i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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