love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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