So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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