DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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