how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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