the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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