I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
this will be a night to untag.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Randomize
