Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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