we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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