Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(216): View more from Ohio

I don't usually arrange sex via text message

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(513): View more from Ohio

Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?

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(903): View more from Texas

I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.

(214): View more from Texas

kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.

(903): View more from Texas

I'll be there in 10

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)

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(910): View more from North Carolina

So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon

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(901): View more from Tennessee

She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.

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(425): View more from Washington

This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son

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(586): View more from Michigan

What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...

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no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra

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