After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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