i just wanna soil my oats bro
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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