Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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