We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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