i don't plan on having that self control this summer
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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