Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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