I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
where am i from again
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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