I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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