so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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