He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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